If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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