I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
