I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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