so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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