Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Sorry about my life...
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