the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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