p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
So. Much. Porn.
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