Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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