Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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