No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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