Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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