Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
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I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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