Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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