Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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