Non-Jews are for practice
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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