The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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