i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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