i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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