Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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