a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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