i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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