Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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