David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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