This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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