I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
My dick has a subreddit
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if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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