My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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