i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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