so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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