Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
not ubering you a puppy
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