We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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