two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
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i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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