She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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