Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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