He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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