the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
