covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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