I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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