Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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