what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
