forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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