Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Randomize
