He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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