ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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