some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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