i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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