"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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