you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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