Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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