Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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