I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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