so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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