It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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