It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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