He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
