I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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