i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
this hospital has no fireball
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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