it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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